69S

Hope you comprehend my friend
You're the one I'm keen on
You're the one I really adore
The one I'd like to… die for

There are no batteries inside the sun
So tonight it's over
Hope our love will last at least a little bit longer

Sitting in the darkness
Smoking cigarettes between the 69s
How could we know what's going on
Outside the world is crashing down
With an awful sound

The ducks make love to the dicks
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The world keeps turning round and round
Please, hold
It’s not your turn
Keeps turning round and square and round

Sitting in the darkness
Smoking cigarettes between the 69s
How could we know what's going on
Outside the world is crashing down
With an awful sound

Seems like all of our dreams
Come to life after all those dismal years
All of our fears crumble to nothing
Who could ever augur
That this feeling will last forever
That that chary endeavor will grow into
THE BIGGEST LOVE EVER
 

MIND THE GAP

Hello, could you help me
I know I'm not worth it
Could you, please, be my lover
Could you, please, be my mother
Could you, please, be the water for my bloody hands

I cast in my lot with you
I need your hand and love more than ever
I hope I can rely on you
I need you several times more than ever

Oh, no! Don’t you leave me
I’m wrong
Please, forgive me
Who will pay if you leave me
I am skinned
I am piffling
The waiter’s coming up
He’ll definitely kill me

I cast in my lot with you
I need your hand and love more than ever
I hope I can rely on you
I need you several times more than ever
I cast in my lot with you
I need your hand and love more than ever
I hope I can rely on you
I need you several times more than ever
Please, love me blindly
 

WE CALL IT LOVE

Every time you lay a plan
Every time you need a hand
Every time you raise your head
I know it beforehand
I will come before you wink an eye
Because I know everything about you
Beforehand

Well, some people do not understand at all
Why we call it love
Well, some people do not know
Why we still believe in love

Cold as fire
Hot as ice
Ugly?
No, very nice!
There’s no mirror able to reflect your real face
I feel what you feel
You send and I receive
Oh, darling! It takes no skill

Well, some people do not understand at all
Why we call it love
Well, some people do not know
Why we still believe in love

We can turn away and kiss simultaneously
We’re the beauty and the beast simultaneously
We need no reservations
We need no invitations
We’re always on the list

Well, some people do not understand at all
Why we call it love
Well, some people do not know
Why we still believe in love
 

ROMEO AND JULIET

Have you ever heard or even read
The story of Romeo and his Juliet
Young boiling blood
Fenceless children
Aim at the groin – you’ll hit the head

Love and passion
Hands in gloves
Who will tell the difference?
Elder people smile at us when we fall in love

Basic instincts of precocious youth
It happened many times to me and you
Could we call it LOVE?
But we call it LOVE

Love and passion
Hands in gloves
Who will tell the difference?
Elder people smile at us when we fall in love

Passion’s rough and rude
Love is fragile
Love is everlasting silver linen
Passion is suspicious
Love is real
Mortal beings – immortal feelings

Love and passion
Hands in gloves
Who will tell the difference?
Elder people smile at us when we fall in love

Keep your lovelife tidy
Love is a pooper-scooper of the world
 

ERRORS EXCEPTED

Sometimes I act as if… it frightens even me
It’s just because I feel so lonely
Sometimes I act as if… o-o-oh I blew the word
It’s true
But if you wanna know the truth about me
Hang around with me for a couple of decades
Someone guides me, breathes behind me
I can’t make out his face

I say just what I’m taught to say
I do just what I’m told
I’ve got no brains about me
It’s not my fault

We are so lazy, we do not even f***
It’s not a hindrance to our love
Some dare say tomorrow never comes
Can’t find out until tomorrow
Maybe we will part tomorrow, maybe we will not
Maybe death will part us some years later
Whatever happens I love you
Error excepted

Absofuckinglutely

Never think too much
About people who were dead before we came here
 

BRED A LOSER

I was bred a loser
Who’s dumb enough to choose it
Mama, why didn’t you give me something else?
Life is full of strangers
First they look like angels
Then they come and knock me off the rails

Brought up on movies
I’m still a tourist
An alien in the land of the smart and brave
Mummy, give me knowledge
Send me to the college
The special college
Where they’ll change my mind

My head is like a cabbage
I cannot tell garbage from silver and water from wine
I’m looking at my photos
So sullen and distorted
As if I’ve got a nail stuck in my ass
I look for someone pretty
Who smells like Monika Vitti
To give me love and bring me to my sense

I look like a toy
A stupid Christmas toy
That makes children shiver and cry
Tammique says I’m funny
I never have no money
To buy her vodka and gin, tequila, beer or wine

Need no fucking knowledge
Don’t send me to the college
The special college where I’ll surely die

Born a child
I’d like to die a child
What’s the fucking point of getting grown up

CHILDREN NEVER USE THE WORD “FUCKING”, YOU KNOW
 

BULBOUS KONK

Good sense of smell and a bulbous konk
Will let you smell out and tell the smallest tinges of all the smells in the world
We never do pronounce as we spell
If you dunno “What for”
You’ll never know for sure “When”, “Where” and “How”
You look so bloody artless
Hopelessly artless as a joke of a carpet clown

What you’re gonna say before you go?
We wait with bated breath – we wanna know
People apt to say it’s all the same
Oh, no! We know it’s not the same

You were the best
You brag and boast
We’d like to test you
Are you ready to defend your honor
When some slums scum are coming upon you?
They take over
Those n’er-do-wells ion their flashy clobber
Killing silence over North, over South
Gilded youth is a golden tooth in our mouth

What you’re gonna say before you go?
We wait with bated breath – we wanna know
People apt to say it’s all the same
Oh, no! We know it’s not the same

Long time ago
Here I found it
Don’t wanna stay here forever
But I know – here I will be found dead
 

LOSER TAKES ALL

Boring life – boring tunes
No one but you can stand me singing
Boring oldies, boring news
Sing out of tune
Out of the rules
Leave the message by the door
No use to ring – I’ve gone shoplifting
If I fail I won’t complain
I change my names but I am still the same

So many reasons to stop
But don’t give up
There must be another world
A slightly better world

Go outside and buy a drink
Go to a park and feed the vacant sparrows
It’s gonna be your lucky day
Maybe today
Maybe tomorrow

So many reasons to stop
But don’t give up
There must be another world
A slightly better world

Today we face some rearrangements
Now the rules are changing
Loser takes all
I hope you know that I know that you know that we deserve it
Loser takes all

There’s a land far beyond
Where all the misfits go and find their love
Long ago we crossed the line
We always lose but we don’t mind

We always fail
We always flop
But don’t give up
There must be another world
A slightly better world
 

FAR IN HIGHLAND

Far in Highland
Where the shadows are green
And the trouts play in the streams
There is a castle
And nobody knows when it was built
And music is heard from the tower of gold
And water turns into wine
And sunken princess starts to laugh
And water begins to shine
The flags of yellow, violet and green
Are seen when the clouds move aside
Strangest creatures leave their holes
And places where they used to hide
Seems it so, they came to the castle
Called by the sound of my shell
Far un Highland
The shadows are green
That’s the place we dwell
Drink up, oh, drink up this goblet of wine
Now I know how you feel
Drink up, oh, drink up again and again
It takes no skill
But be careful
Please, be careful
Remember them oh, so fine
Some of them failed, some of them died
Led by the trumpet of mine
 

FLOWERS

Monday morning
It’s time for the hair of the dog
You are alone now
She’s gone
She didn’t say a word
What will you do now?
Who’ll you be cheating now?

She couldn’t act another way when she saw her friend
Standing with flowers for another lover in his hands

You may say it happens all around the world
Here and there
Here, there and everywhere
It’s up to you
But, anyway, it’s unfair
Truly unfair

She couldn’t stay
And stay the same
When she saw her friend
Standing with flowers for another lover in his hands
 

ALONE TO THE BONE

People laugh at me
Whatever I do, wherever I go
Thanks, you never laugh
And that’s enough to wake my love
You are very kind, too kind
You call me every night
(But sometimes I do not know because the line is occupied)

I do not believe those who say I’m completely fake
I give just what I give
And they take what they take
They came and they killed at once
All we valued in the past
(Who the fuck are they)
Future’s vague
Feeling’s lost

Where would I be without you?
Could I ever get through
Without you

I was called out tonight
Told that I was weighed
And found too light
You see – you are not blind
I am cool just from the outside
Alone to the bone
Weary, wan, drunken child

Where would I be without you?
Could I ever get through
Without you
 

DWARFISH WARFISH

Upon their golden mellon tree
They sit and smile at me
I ask them if the shade of their tree
Will show the way I have to go

They say – We don’t know, we don’t know
It’s no-one's business but your own
Just look inside your opened mind
There you’ll find what you wanna find

I dunno
Where to go
I dunno
Where to hide

I put on shining armour but I can’t fight
I choke, I’m a canned knight
I’m a battlefish on the sand

Oh, thanks, you share my solitude
Your blood is wine
Your flesh is food
Oh, darling, you were so good
You were so good that I could hide
Oh, will it really help us to dry the tears we cried
I look inside your open mouth –
I cannot find the answer – no words inside

I take myself to the forest
I see there’s something white and green
And something yellow in the sky
So hot! It blindeth my eyes
 

LOVE'S A POOPER-SCOOPER OF THE WORLD

Don’t you know
Love's a pooper-scooper of the world
Something’s wrong with us
We don’t mind
We don’t care

Flowers grow
On the bones of the fallen friends and foes
Flowers grow high and low
Nothing in this world
Can stop them growing on